I'm pants shitting drunk right now
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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