i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just found puke in my bra..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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