Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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