Moan for me like Helen Keller
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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