I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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