My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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