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i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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