Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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