just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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