Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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