He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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