I'm laying in your front yard are you home
he puts the penis in happiness.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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