She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
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