Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
