my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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