my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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