so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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