We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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