on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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