right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
they're like a gay fantastic four
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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