"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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