I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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