Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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