1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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