Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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