I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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