I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
