i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize