I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
This baby is an asshole
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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