Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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