just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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