We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Actions speak louder than pants.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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