i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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