I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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