yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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