Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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