Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
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