sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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