Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i barfeds in our rink
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Randomize
