To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
When are your genitals available?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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