I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
