i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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