I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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