I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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