I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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