next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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