We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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