I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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