He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
my shit smells like andre
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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