Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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