Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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