Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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