Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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