they said they heard you say put it in my butt
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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