Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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