It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just google imaged poop.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
