I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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