After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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