none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She's 40ish and I couldn't wake her up with a stick of dynamite. My sheets are going to be covered in glitter lotion and smell like grape vodka and shattered dreams tomorrow.
Aren't divorce parties fun?
You and I have very different definitions of fun.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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