i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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