Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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